I'm Caroline, I live in Denmark (Europe) and I obsess over stuff!
I enjoy Harry Potter, christmas, Lord of the Rings, politics, metal, hair, pretty people and like one billion TV series!I don't really like people (not really, but yeah), feelings, and stuff... also, I'm not really a fan of veggies.
HOLY SHIT. MY NEIGHBOUR IS SCREAMING AT HER BOYFRIEND.
Yeah, the two that keep me up at odd hours of the night.AND I’M ONLY PICKING UP BITS AND PIECES BECAUSE HE’S NOT SHOUTING BUT I’M FAIRLY POSITIVE HE JUST TOLD HER HE’S GAY AND THAT HE’S BEEN CHEATING ON HER WITH HIS BOYFRIEND.
UPDATE. UPDATE. HE’S CHEATING ON HER WITH HER BROTHER.
SON OF A BITCH IT’S LIKE A BAD SOAP OPERA EPISODE.
it’s been a trying past few days
This is the chemical formula for love:
dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.
It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.
Let that sink in.”
— (via mrzim)
just because im antifeminist doesnt mean i dont believe in equal rights for women.
Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.
Jesus called somebody an ass once because they where being rude to a crippled little old lady if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit then get out of my face.
Pretty sure that Jesus was also the first person to say, “don’t be a dick.”
don’t even get me started on how jesus was the biggest social justice warrior…like he started it all okay. and he was totes a feminist
Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero.
attractive animated characters are so weird bc it’s like “you’re just a bunch of lines but i’d fuck you”
THEY ARE NOT A BUNCH OF LINES!
THEY ARE ALIVE!
THEY ARE REAL!
I’M GOING TO HAVE THEIR BABIES!
Roald Dahl! I completely get what he’s saying. This type of thing is very important for children to read (or have read to them)
Actress Gemma Arterton on a break during the filming of ‘Byzantium’. She went out to the balcony for a smoke and forgot to clean the fake blood off her face. Awesome.